what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
just to let you know, don't open your linen closet for a while until i come over with a cleaning kit and geek squad
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
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