Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
I just watched a trucker jack off to a picture of Ellen DeGeneres at a truck stop in Nebraska.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
Best text conversation ever. Other than the one we had about using blood for lube.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
I got drunk off three vodka cranberry’s and told him to “WWE raw dog me.” Fucking kill me.
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