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(603): View more from New Hampshire

I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.

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(641): View more from Iowa

Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.

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(630): View more from Illinois

i think the doormans mad at me

(773): View more from Illinois

well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...

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(904): View more from Florida

Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?

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(619): View more from California

I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit

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(210): View more from Texas

the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.

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(703): View more from Virginia

Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...

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(605): View more from South Dakota

Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.

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