why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
You just handed me your ATM card and wrote your PIN number on a dollar bill and said "for bail money."
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
I woke up in a poorly constructed blanket fort on a strange office floor covered in rug burns and champagne. How was your night?
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
for not the first time in my life, my clothes are covered in piss and i'm standing in line waiting to buy pedialyte at a convenience store
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
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