Acid is not a monday night drug
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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