Apparently you make a good broom.
We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
ravioli
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
I'm sports announcer narrating myself making a sandwich. Your weed wins.
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
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