Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
Last night, I accomplished the impossible. I pissed while riding my bicycle home without pissing all over myself. My Dutch friends gave me a round of applause and said I was now the king of holland.
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
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