it was like eating out sand paper
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
You literally just told me you're ditching me because of pizza. PIZZA? Wow.
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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