Charged a drink to your name last night. Thanks for the whiskey
Pregnant stripper...not hot.
Our house smells like week old pizza, beer cans, cigarettes, and depressing career tracks....get lysol.
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
I'm hungover as fuck. My vagina hurts. I locked my keys in my car. It's about 93* outside. We're having sex in the pool when I get home
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
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