is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
The drag queen you used to date and the girl you brought over last night are discussing your sex noises in my living room. I'm changing my locks.
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