I can only masturbate in one position. It's very inconvenient.
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
He's coming back with me for the week. It took me saying "I don't wanna drive myself home... I'm better as a passenger giving road head" for him to jump at it. Rack another one up for my magical openings.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
I'm bleeding and have questions
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
He was so drunk last night. He woke up out of a dead sleep at 330am, walked over to the dresser, opened his middle drawer and proceeded to pee. When I woke up and asked him Wtf he was doing, he told me it was fake pee and blamed it on the cat...we don't have a cat
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