You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
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