Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
Our livers are going to hate us.
It's okay, they're regenerative. God wanted this.
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