just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
Just realized I've gone to court three different times with papers and a joint roller in my briefcase. #lawyeroftheyear
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
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