the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
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