Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
Just sold all of my pants in order to buy tonight's whiskey. Goodbye, high functioning alcoholism. Hello, Dad.
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
He's reached the drunk point where he's trying to convince the family to buy falcons as pets. Can't wait to see how my steak turns out
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
You shoulda seen me try and clean up custard from an eclair off the floor while trying to pretend to be sober for my mom. Fucking hilarious.
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