she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
I wanna passion pit in your ass
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
then he tried to convert me to islam
Lots of rum and cokes. Bartender wore my underwear on his head. Lost my keys. Accidentily started a fight. DC is going to kill me
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
WHAT THE FUCK I JUST PULLED TWO TAMPONS OUT OF MY VAGINA. WHERE DID THE OTHER ONE COME FROM??
....surprise!
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