Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
Youre at medical school. Im eating raw cookie dough, pickles, and orange juice. Naked. On a monday afternoon. I clearly make better life choices than you.
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
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