I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
He threw me a bud light and when I opened it he smacked it out of my hand because "Dave giveth, and Dave taketh away". WTF
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
I just opened my filing cabinet at work for the first time in months. It looks just like my pantry: nothing but peanut butter and whiskey.
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
You kept trying to get the girl i brought home to hook up with you by enticing her with 12 baconnators you brought home
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
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