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I love how you send me nude pics of girls you're fucking and name them by which city they're in instead of their name. "This is Nashville, this is Tupelo, this is Jackson..."
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
Come see our sink grown plant.
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
Things that have happened since you moved: Lemmy, Bowie, Snape, Prince, civility, democracy, Carrie Fisher, all dead. Record flooding down here. Twice. This is clearly your fault.
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
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