the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
I JUST SNEEZED WITH A MOUTHFUL OF CHEWED UP CASHEWS AND THEY CAME OUT MY NOSE AND IT HURT AND NOW I HAVE A LITTLE NOSEBLEED
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
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