Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
Just erased 'masturbate' from my mental To-Do list because I've got too much stuff to do. I hate adulthood
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
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