I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
I know. he thinks we're 'meant to be'. No we're fucking not. God wouldn't give my soulmate a pencil dick.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
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