I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Apparently I was so drunk I threw my entire wallet at the stripper on stage. That was the third time I should've gotten kicked out.
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
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