The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
You're putting the star player on the bench. You dont put Michael Jordan on the bench.
Are you referring to my vagina as Michael Jordan?
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
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