I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
Well, we broke up and instead of putting my shit out on the curb like a normal person, she fucking donated everything to Goodwill. So now I have to pay two dollars for one of my own t shirts.
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
You know it was a weird week when you have a mystery bruise and youre unsure if it was from crazy sex or getting bit by a duck. Life.
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
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