Is it normal to miss your booty call?
How did I get so drunk? We had to fish that girl out of the Goodwill Donation Box.
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
what the fuck happened to the tacos
Randomize
