I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
he convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. he slurred every word. i think i found my prince charming.
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
I'm just crazy horny about you
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
1) I'm a decent drunk texter. 2) My world is spinning. 3) I'll give you a dollar and a hug for a glass of water. 4) I love you. 5) Example: your penatrive ways are overwhelming my alternative lyfestyle. 6) That is all.
7) Noodle arms: engage
The example was me just using big words while hammered. You're welcome. Ambidextrious. I spelled it right.
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
Randomize
