Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
Who replies to a drunk text at 6am that's like against the rules of being a designated drunk text receiver
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
Bro i just made a pipe out of a mechanical pencil and the top to an eye drop bottle. Does that make me some kind of pot god?
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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