He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
Why does your place smell like gin and misery?
I prefer to think of it as 'ode to single life'
I woke up in a front yard I didn't recognize to a grandma tapping me with her foot. What was in that punch?
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
you were huddled over the toilet, throwing up, and every few seconds you'd look up and say "this is such a waste of vodka" then put your head back down and start puking again
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
Great, now I'm picturing myself as a fucking garden gnome
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