there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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