I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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