So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
I lost the right to judge tonight
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
Are you serious?! She sent a pizza instead of showing up?!
She did indeed. Papa Johns. It helped because I was super hangry. That bitch is smart!
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
Accidentally texted co-worker instead of bf “I’m wfh tomrw. Nooner? 💦”
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
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