idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
My condom drawer is now filled with W-2s and tax return documents. Is this adulting?
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