Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
grandma shit on top of the toilet
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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