That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
