rhymes with "ouble enetration"
I'm either too drunk or not bisexual anymore
I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
I just slow jerked to the titanic theme song, i dont think theres enough alcohol in the state to get me over her tonight
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
Got so drunk I broke my sink in half. Not. Lying.
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