D3 body, D1 cock
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
You tried to tip the paramedic for finding you.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
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