You Definitely drank the goldfish bowl like it was a giant margarita
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
if you made me into a cookie and threw me into a betty crocker easy bake oven on christmas morning...that's how baked i am
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
On a side note. I slept with a stuffed giraffe last night. Found it in my bed when I came home and snuggled with it. Drunk me reverted to being 2
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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