On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
Last night my friend tried to make out with me in an olive garden. Ahahah
Nothing says 'I love you' like never ending salad and breadsticks
Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
My neighbor caught me peeing on his rose bushes at 2 in the morning while wearing my Santa hat. My sex appeal has never been higher.
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
Accidentally donated half a joint to Kiwanis with the spare change from my car's ashtray. I hope those kids appreciate it.
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
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