I'm not unpopping my collar. This shirt is too expensive to crease.
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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