im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
Why was I drunk tweeting incorrect Beyonce lyrics last night?
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
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