So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
I would kick you in the vagina but I'm afraid I would lose my shoe.
At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
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