Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
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