Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
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