okay pat passed out under dana's car
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
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