Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
I think one day, after evolution kicks in, my sons will thank me for having a 3rd ball. That's how much sex I'm having.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
So I've discovered that being hungover at 25 feels the same as being hungover at 24. Happy Birthday to me.
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
For 15 minutes straight, he literally did every accent there was, from Russian to Bostonian. The issue: no one could determine whether he was sober, wasted, or anywhere in between
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
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