she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
It's four o'clock and my 60yo aunt's tits have already made an appearance and there is a dildo traveling around the room periodically assaulting family members. Strangely I am thankful.
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
Why does my car smell like burnt toast?
I take it you don't remember trying to make grilled cheese with your cigarette lighter...
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
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