FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
The couple that wants to take me home just paid the bartender $100 to pour tequila down my throat. I think I'm in some type of twilight zone where stds run rampant and the alcohol floweth
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
Just found my glass of wine on top of the litter box. Every argument ever is invalid.
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
Someone signed my nipple.
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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