I was just told by a cop that my party was the most epic party they ever crashed
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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