Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
they need to just BURY HIM!
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
I know we had a good night last night because his turtle was half asleep chewing on the used condom.
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
I think God is sending me all these 20 year olds to make up for wasting my 20's in that crappy ass marriage. Thanks Big Guy!
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
so all I remember is hig-fiving the cop and then sprinting away. considering I'm not in jail, I count that as a win.
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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