My room smells like vodka and shame
my boyfriend just named your boyfriend's penis.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
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