Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
Watching her eat just hurts me
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
THIS MOTHERFUCKING ROOSTER
IT KEEPS CHASING ME BACK IN THE HOUSE
FUCK THIS BIRD
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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