I just cut my nipple shaving
so after all day drinking, we went to an all u can eat crab place and i was going from table to table surveying the crowd if they though the crab i was carrying around looked like the flying dog from never ending story...what the hell is wrong with me?
Im eating ham and mustard naked, watching south park, but its totally cool cuz the paper plate is covering my nuts
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
Watching the Walking Dead, snuggled up naked, and drinking a beer. No better way.
If ever there was a tweet to describe your life, it's this.
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
My breath smells like gin and sadness
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