I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
i just looked at my contacts and realized i saved the pizza hut girl's number as "fckucin pizza" the other night.
I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
a cabby told me that vodka is the coors light of liquor, and then gave me his number
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
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