So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
So! As of five minutes ago I've officially masturbated in every room in my apartment
Dude, I helped you move in yesterday...
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