We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
I fed the cats at 7 am, made her eggs, gave her oral, and now I'm helping her clean and baking her brownies. Cosmos got nothing on me.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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