I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
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