Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
I just saw a guy masturbating vigorously at the bus stop across from del taco at 2:30am...im pretty sure he wasn't even homeless
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
It's a pity Stephen Hawking can't do sarcasm.
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
Cop came to our door looking for you. Something about sex in public and intoxication. I said you matched the description.
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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